15 March 1999 
 
"The penis has no mysteries." 
 
That is my reply to the guy on HBO's America Undercover who said that 
talking about the penis would "demystify" it.  I would like to know what 
mysteries are involved, because the last pertinent issue I remember 
(how men's briefs worked) was solved long, long ago.   
 
To all who are interested in my opinions on the aesthetics of the male 
form, go to my page of (in)errant ramblings. 
 
I was actually going to explain how the two-photon imaging system works, 
but inspiration comes when it chooses.  Please wait for further 
instruction.