26 May 2001

The Springtime Song
(a.k.a. Flowers Wilting)...  the tune should be evident

Flowers wilting on the city walks
Pollen tickling my nose
Humid air gums my skin, curls my hair 
and gals stick to their pantyhose --

Everybody knows
the snot that drips from red nostrils
Runs through day and into night 
Itchy eyes burning into my head
I bet I look quite a fright


I know that Zyrtec saves the day
Claritin makes sniffles go away
and those with allergies wait to see
if the FDA will make them OTC

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
Until Allegra kicks in too
Though it's been said many times-- many ways---
Happy Springtime - achoo!