3 November 97 
 
 
Oh, I was wet. 
 
As wet as you get. 
 
A rowing roulette, 
 
you'll just bet. 
 
 
 
In my soggy black tights, 
 
not soon enough put to rights, 
 
Incited some fights, 
 
(Did that bait get some bites?) 
 
 
 
Lazy errands are done, 
 
But there's still little fun, 
 
In writing for one 
 
with nary a pun.