8 Mar 97 
 
I was thinking of talking about the interesting Bayesian image techniques  
and other talks I saw lately, and about how everything in pictures is just  
sausages on different scales.  However, I've been inspired by a call. 
 
Let's sing a song of Jason 
Let's make him a celeb 
He's cooler than a muffin 
and cuter than a deb 
 
Jason! The long-lost bro of ToeJam & Earl, as of yet unable to return to  
his homeland of funkatron! 
Jason! The mystery meat that pleases to aim! 
Jason! The domestic wonder-tool from Ronco that slices, dices, and  
macrames! 
Jason! Famous within this little world in the web! 
Jason! 
Jason! 
Jason! 
Jason! Who doesn't mind shameless pandering, as long as it is done by the  
right people! 
Jason! The man of many textures and a person of higher genus! (He's not  
simply a torus.... but then, I guess none of us are) 
Jason! He's the very model of an anal individual! 
Jason! 
 
I'm sorry, this is my first time in attempting a panegyric (whatever), so  
be easy on me. 
 
Mitchell! 
I mean 
Jason! 
 
Hotchka!