5 Dec 96 
 
You know your life has taken an odd turn when 1/72 makes you laugh. 
 
But that's not what I'm here to tell you about.  I've got a new song, I  
hope you like it. 
 
Sing a song of chess pieces, 
Mary wants to cry.   
The game will soon be over, 
her king is going to die. 
 
But she got almost all Brad's pawns 
and put them in a ring. 
Wasn't that a dainty dish to set before her king? 
 
 
The dead pawns from the sidelines 
give Brad an angry look. 
Mary knew she wouldn't win, 
but she was agile with her rook. 
 
She wanted all the pawns and 
took them by any means. 
The ghostly procession yells at Brad, 
"We could have been =queens=!" 
 
 
Thank you, thank you.  Coming to a screen near you.